SMS 1: I want to make a deal with you. Can we have an understanding or not? The understanding is quite simple. I help you, you help me. Or else people will condemn me.
SMS 2: How to help you?
SMS 1: Give us second set maaaa. Okay what? You take first and third set.
SMS 2: Not okay lah. You always afraid one. Amah Indonesia you afraid. Apek seberang Tambak you afraid. Tiny country you afraid. You give everything from L to M. Like this cannot.
SMS 1: Dont be troublesome lah. Tell me properly, why not okay?
SMS 2: You dont cheat ahhhh. How can i deal with you. You already dead what?
SMS 1: You still didnt get it ah? No. I am Ummuya. How can Ummuya dies. She is still alive. Have you watch Avatar?"
SMS 2: Not yet. Y?
SMS 1: Haiyaaa. You go and watch. Many billions already watch. Michelle Obama also watch. You understand later. Ummuya she is like Avatar. Blue. Real beauty. Sometimes angry. Big hair one. Sometimes can fight like mafia. She plays badminton too. Very good maaaa. Not like you."
SMS 2: Wait...wait. Ummuya mana satu ni? Yang mati boleh hidup balik tu ke? Atau yang tembun tu? Siap boleh main badminton ni?
SMS 1: Eh why you sms in Malay? Kata nak belajar bahasa Inggeris?
SMS 2: How to help you?
SMS 1: Give us second set maaaa. Okay what? You take first and third set.
SMS 2: Not okay lah. You always afraid one. Amah Indonesia you afraid. Apek seberang Tambak you afraid. Tiny country you afraid. You give everything from L to M. Like this cannot.
SMS 1: Dont be troublesome lah. Tell me properly, why not okay?
SMS 2: You dont cheat ahhhh. How can i deal with you. You already dead what?
SMS 1: You still didnt get it ah? No. I am Ummuya. How can Ummuya dies. She is still alive. Have you watch Avatar?"
SMS 2: Not yet. Y?
SMS 1: Haiyaaa. You go and watch. Many billions already watch. Michelle Obama also watch. You understand later. Ummuya she is like Avatar. Blue. Real beauty. Sometimes angry. Big hair one. Sometimes can fight like mafia. She plays badminton too. Very good maaaa. Not like you."
SMS 2: Wait...wait. Ummuya mana satu ni? Yang mati boleh hidup balik tu ke? Atau yang tembun tu? Siap boleh main badminton ni?
SMS 1: Eh why you sms in Malay? Kata nak belajar bahasa Inggeris?
14 comments:
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LOL
starting yg menarik..haha
"give everything from L to M"? apa tu?
cnc
why should i listen to you?
kihkih
i do feel d same way.. mmg kelakar but not helping.. *not asking anybody to listen anyway, that's y neva voice out
kihkih
interested to follow
Dear FT,
'Thanks' for this now I'm feeling even more helpless.
Can't blame me for the love to the country, which is currently being torn into pieces. Give some here, give some there.
And I don't get it, who the fish is Ummuya?
faizah,
kenal laki dia je ke? ummuya hahahaha.
kepada HAMBA ILAHI.silakan tonton video bertajuk 'i help u,u help me' di youtube.video tu dihantar oleh MalaysiaKini.
nanti fahamlah.haha.
kelakar betul!
CNC:apa yang tak bagusnya cerpenmikro ni?kan yang dipaparkan cuma kebenaran.takut ke??haha.
yelah.siapa ummuya??
haha. kelakau dalam sedih...
huh,mantop2. terbaek lah faisal.
akh faisal:ummuya tu a.ka big mama e?=)
hahah.dh lawak dh but once tgk name ummuya tru tgelak gile2..abeh lakinye abuya lah ye?haha..
nicely done.satira yg cukup mengeyangkan.
@faiz jamaludin L to M,rujuk cerita blok L dan blok M.that's wht u mean kn faisal kan?
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